The Kingdom of Womble 13463 is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.769 billion Womble 13463ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Womble 13463ian economy, worth 459 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 47,086 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,625 per year while the poor average 4,357, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, organ donation is compulsory, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and frat-house partying has become the national pastime. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 13463's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 13463 is ranked 69,012^th in the world and 11,146^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Populations, with 9.77 billion capita.